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I broke it. lol. Coming back soon. Sorry about this. We are almost at a full 5k Nerkmids submitted!

Featured Nerkmids!

Lesser Nerkmid

Ultra Nerkmid

Good Nerkmid

ATTENTION YOUNG ACCOUNTS: I NEED MORE YOUNG DATA - Anyone under three months PLEASE use some nerks man! lol

Featured Nerkmid Combo changes as needed.
Last Update: Forever ago cause we needed this forever. submit!

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Thanks edgeworthz!

Thanks Tobia!


8/1/19 - Only the changes to Paintbrush items have been changed. Functionality has not been changed, Your combos still work, just means you are having bad luck! (RIP the 7m I spent the other day on nerks lol) The Vending Machine has been updated. The chance rations have been equalized across all options on the machine. You can no longer obtain Non Paint Brush Items such as TCG's, paint brush cookies etc.

If this fully confirmed by staff I will post here.

Paint Brushes have been renamed to PaintBrush
Ill add more details if I get any.

Submit away!

We are almost at 5k Nerkmids submitted and after a quick look at the data, we have quite a few errors that needs to be fixed. Ultra Nerkmids had some Coding error that caused this portion to be, well off to say the least. I am exploring different things to do for the first 5k Submitters such as fake rewards and am looking for suggestions on stuff you would like to see or types of info you would like to see.

I will write out a 5k synopsis soon, my focus atm is keeping the site up while I job hunt IRL. Please bare with me! Thank you so much Nerkers!

Thanks Middy for this! Check out Middies 1,000 NERK RUN!!! While she chose random combos and couldnt track that, here is a google doc showing her results!!


Total Nerks used = 1020 (+191=1211)
NP used = 60,000,000
NP earned = 42,991,817
Overall Profit = -17,008,183

2k Nerk Benchmark view


Some Changes to the Featured Nerkmid and Combos

The Ratios have all been equalized across all vending options. Paint Brushes are now PaintBrush and you can no longer win the non PB items such as TCGs.

First off thanks to Matt for sending me a quick look at the current data. I was going to wait till 5k to fully sort and look at the data but its clear that the data is a bit skewed.

The Featured Nerk/Combo was being posted as way to test certain combos that I and a few others have been using for our runs and we were finding patterns in our own usage which is why I posted the first few. After some time its clear I need to either start posting combos in order of the machine OR we need to switch it up during runs.

I will be posting three Featured nerkmids Each Month. My suggestion would be to change up your combos for each run you do. You can do your run however you want of course :P

However if I need a certain Combo tested I will post it.

I sadly dont have enough data to confirm the account age theory. Its been working with certain combos but not all.

I do however now believe your Nerkmid & Combo does matter to affect your NP rewards. I have no news on the item pool but Ill do more %'s etc when we hit 5k entries.

The Scoring system is Base np + Chance at 10k + a chance at a Multiplier fyi

Thanks Nerkers!

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